Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemmings birth CAUCASIO, an evily racist son destined to crush all minorities... just to have his black/white ass go time-travelin to the ultra-racist year 1999 where a mysterious bag-headed brutha-man is fellating the racism out of every bigot on the planet!
Will CAUCASIO be able to discover the identity of this fiend in disguise SLASH stop his murderous sucky-sucky rampage before all the racism in the world is gone?? Or will he have to confront his own sticky inner demons, blah blah hero's journey an all that shit??? Time...will tell.
